HoN vs LoL – filler????

Posted by Mike in Gaming

The final conclusion on the Hon Vs LoL debate…..the heir of the throne..the moment of truth…..

WILL NOT BE DISCUSSED TODAY TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL PRESENTATION……

….. a whiny read of me whining on why we should whine on the fate of these games…

Ah, the PS1, the greatest and the godfather of the gaming console. When the PS1 first went out, it was indeed a world of wonder. Instead of all games simply going up, down, left or right (although Mario was the shit, it’s really not that fun when everything’s in 2D)- you can actually now look around you! Although the greatest of the PS1 games did go on to PS2 and even PS3, there were those amazing games that just didn’t make it. Why? I do not know. By the way, if you never really played on a PS1- you missed out on a LOT dude- a whole LOT.

The biggest disappointment I would say is the fact the one of the greatest games ever made- FF7, is being CONSIDERED for a remake. Sure it’s better to keep the original as it is but COME ON- Cloud and Sephiroth in High Def?? The fighting and the original storyline- in High Def? Moreover, the original was more than a decade ago- people do feel nostalgic over time. Sure you can download it and play on an emulator…but High Def graphics- the game deserves more than “consideration”. Hope and pray that Square actually finalizes whether or not it’s gonna finalize the remake- we’re all in the dark here.

just consider …from this…

to this…

yea…no challenge there…

The second biggest waste had to be Crash Bandicoot. Now, if you have not played Twisted Metal, fine..you really missed out. But if you haven’t played Crash- ANY of the Crash games, then you’re a FAG. You don’t have to like it, you just have to had played it- although everyone loved it. I mean COME ON–look at him..

Now, this game series goes on #2 because well, it actually did make it to the PS2. Crash was one of the BIGGEST hits on PS1 and it was inevitable to have gone into PS2. But what happened in the PS2- THEY F***** it up. Naughty dog sold it to Vivendi, who really did a good job F***ING it up, and then focused on the Jax series. Even though you can download this on the PS3, there was no progress in the Crash series whatsoever. Humungous waste of these 4 awesome games.

Another classic favourite was the Duke Nukem series. 8 years. It took them 8 years to come up with a shitty Duke on the Xbox arcade- what kind of heresy is that? How can they just dump out Duke? I mean pig cops? Going to the future where there are no men and only women slaves? Awesome shooter game? EIGHT years? REALLY? Duke would be pissed…

Other really good games of old were the Army Men series- especially the air attack series. Yes, yes a bit cartoony and all, but that was the time when none of us hit puberty.

A more hardcore game was Metal Slug X- that game was pure fun. Ape Escape another hit which really revolutionized using the analog and well –was fun. It could be understood why this game didn’t make it, but it still could have. Time crisis and the sensor gun- why did it stop there? Rayman and Spyro really took a turn for the worst as it basically went into oblivion but it’s good to know that Spiro’s making a comeback for old times’ sake- the Gex series sadly did not make it. A few other games that well, died out were Kings Field and the most awesome brawler game ever- Fighting Force.

Remember this?

By the way, for those who loved Twisted Metal, there’s a new one coming on the PS3 next year. I would have included this game at the top of my list if they just let it die down. One of the best vehicular combat games all time- had it rough on the PS2; people barely knew about it, but thankfully making a comeback on the PS3. Hope we haven’t grown too old for a good ol’ car rampage..

Tune in next time for the real conclusion to HoN vs LoL….sorry just needed time to get ahead of the manga- if you know what I mean…..actually, I don’t even know what I mean..anyways …chao all…

HoN vs LoL

The REAL moment of truth…

by the way..sweet tooth says hi……