The Greatest Game Ever Made

Well, we play a lot of games. Let’s just name a few of the really popular games ever made…well, there are several of them. For starters we have Metal Gear Solid, Tekken, Crash, Final Fantasy 7 and 10, Call of duty, GTA, Winning Eleven, Sonic, FIFA, Tomb Raider, Medal of Honor, Madden, World of Warcraft, Halo, Mortal Combat, God of War, the Sims, Need for Speed, DotA, POKEMON (wow I spent a lot of time on that shit). These are just some of the names of the more popular games that were successful enough to have a series. Other really good games were Shadow of the Colossus, Prince of Persia, Kingdom Hearts, Gears of War, Starcraft, Devil May Cry and Guitar Hero. Wow that’s a lot. Yet, amidst all these games, there hasn’t been a winner. Every video game in history ever made…franchise, solo, fun, storyline …battle.net…Everything has come down to 2 games…Super Mario Bros and Legend of Zelda- Ocarina of Time.

Yes, it is official these are the two greatest games of all time- no challenge there. Don’t even bother to argue how amazing the Metal Gear Sagas were or how the Cloud- Sephiroth battle was the greatest boss fight in video game history- NOTHING. I have scoured the internet and the internet has scoured people and all lists and polls and what not have come down to either Mario or Zelda. Being a gamer myself (although not a very good one), I realised that I have been playing games for what..11 years now and I still do not know what the greatest game of all time was. I mean I had a clue that it was Mario but never that Zelda. I know a lot of you who are older than me managed to play Ocarina of Time but I didn’t. I hear people talk about it whenever we look back at the games we used to play. I used to remember a lot- but sadly never Zelda.

Mario on the other hand- who the F*** does not know Mario. That dude the greatest. A lot of people never had a chance to play the Atari or Family computer- I myself jumped straight to PS1. STILL, I played Mario. The only regret that I have now is that I never got to play Zelda. Instead that bloody Pokémon shit on Gameboy got me hooked… ah but let’s leave the nostalgic topics for later.

A lot of us play a lot of games but just a few actually ever had that bulb light up in their brain in searching for the official greatest game ever. Why Mario? Well, F*** you- Mario was the Marlon Brando of gaming. Why Zelda? I cannot say myself because I am a stupid tard that played Pokémon instead of it but apparently that was the game that revolutionized 3-D. Let’s say this professor friend of mine had this Plutonium car that could go back in time, and I stole it and drove it back a decade ago, and accidentally ran over the creator of Ocarina- you would not have your Metal Gear, you GTA your Final Fantasy. That was the Game that made what gaming is today. For those of you that still don’t know what the undisputed top 2 games of all time were- now you know. For that #1 spot- let’s just say that both these games deserve it- the next greatest game would just end up at number 3.

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