HoN vs LoL

Part II

Aite, let’s see where we left off. So far HoN takes the lead with its amazing graphics. Yea that’s pretty much it. Not much for words eh? Now let’s have a look at gameplay; both in game and general opinions.

Back then, when there was only DotA, whenever me and my friends played with these Arab kids, we always used to get analed; and not just with normal sized objects, I’m talking massive throbbing black manhood. See, against my own group of friends I used to own- they just sucked balls, but I was still really crap when I played any proper match against any proper people. DotA was just something that took a decent amount of time to practice- it wasn’t really for noobs or semi-noobs. HoN pretty much took the same stance- it is still the exact gameplay DotA was- because this was what it wanted to be. LoL on the other hand was more kind to noobs that didn’t get to join in group DotA fights because they were not good enough. LoL is not too easy, it is just a lot easier than DotA. You won’t have to spend at least a couple of years, that is if you are playing from scratch, to be able to do anything useful. It would take you probably a couple of months and a few dozen games meaning that all those people with fingers as slow as f***; timing as good as f*** and coordination as bad as f*** can play.

DotA wasn’t very kind to noobs. Some of the main aspects of this was the whole denying concept- which took me forever to get a hang of, even in DotA. Denying leaves your opponent penniless and short on a level or two. One would need a great deal of experience to have that natural timing, intuition and feel come to him; more so if you would be up against greats. Another thing was losing gold when you die. This means that you just can’t afford to keep on dying but would have to manage yourself pretty well. LoL on the other hand is more forgiving. It doesn’t have either of these in game. Hey, now isn’t that too easy? Well, the denying thing was just a bit too hard in the first place and the gold, well, it leaves out one aspect of DotA and HoN gameplay that just really pisses me off- the whole hit and run, hit and run thing. I mean WTF man, come and fight me like a man you faggoty SOB!! With LoL, EVERYONE gets to have balls the size of the South Park men (you know in the one where they put their balls in the microwave just to get testicular cancer so that they can smoke medicinal marijuana). With LoL, there is a lot of action involved. It’s always “BRING IT ON BITCH!” or “I will wipe the floor with your FACE, BiTcH!” Well, once they realised that they are actually losing the fight, THEN they simply run like faggots, but almost never run back. Those that do almost always trip over their own ass. The tanks in LoL simply run in like crazy f***s because they just don’t give a shit. It’s for the team and they’re not losing cash anyways. This whole concept actually makes the game a lot more fun instead of serious. Instead of always having to watch your own ass, you can just pull your pants down, expose your genitalia, and run like a Scotsman on coke right into your opponents. Oh yea and don’t forget the war paint.

What, what, what!! 600 words already??? And no gay-ass pictures??? Oh well, guess you’ll just have to tune in to part 3. I’m out of time for now. There’ll be pics next time.

…and to all a good night…

Still

HoN 1- LoL 0

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