The WoW killer??? are you seriously??

Posted by Mike in Heroes of Newerth

The WoW killer

Aion-On the wings of life and death…(cool catchphrase eh??)

Well, you could pretty much guess what this whole thing is gonna be about right? Ah, yes, Aion- the WoW killer. The next best MMO to hit the market after a devastating Champions Online. Sweet-ass graphics, good storyline, amazing character customization and f***ing WINGS. How could this ever go wrong, right? WRONG! Nothing has happened since the release of Aion. WoW has in no way slowed down its obvious monopoly of the MMO market. So why the failure to bring down WoW and is it worth giving Aion a shot? Let’s see…

The first thing you can see in Aion are the graphics- F***ING AWESOME. There is nothing else to describe it ….log-in screen itself is like…..WHOOOAAAAAA……

This is because there are two different factions- the guys with white wings and the guys with black wings. Obviously good vs evil scenario…like..duhh..

So yea as you can see, it’s just heavenly…and the best part is, you don’t need super high graphics card or super fast net connection to run it- specs are pretty minimal.

The next best thing is character customization- you can pretty much make any character look anything…the choices are just too many…

…already looks like a chick in real life…no change there…

……Gerard Butler…is that you??

…ohhh READHEADS!!!

But wait…you can also become…

…CLOUD!! Now who the F*** does not want to become cloud??    Or..

…HUGH JACKMAN!!!               Or even better…

WOLVERINE!!!!!!

And guess who doesn’t want to be left out??

…the saviour of mankind…and by mankind I mean nobody…

CHANGE WE CAN MUTHA F***ERS!!!

So yea…that pretty much sums up character customization…be anyone…ANYONE…any face…any race..any color..any skin…any hair style…ANYTHING…the customization is plain AMAZING…

Storyline…hmmm here goes..

First you get stuck on some village area and with pigs things everywhere…like the boars in WoW kinda…

this is what lvl 1 looks like…

Yes yes …make them squeal…squeal little flying piggies…squeal..

This is what I got when I played for the good guys…

Anyways yea…you do these shitty little tasks that some scoutmaster dude asks you to and apparently you are pretty awesome when you kill em pigs for some farmer…then you make your way into a small town and then into the next area…which is a jungle of sorts…you end up talking to a tree and then discover that you were apparently some kick ass…badass soldier in the army and lost your memory in a battle…the tree shows you a vision of the battle and blah blah…you realize (SPOILER ALERT) that you are not some worthless asshole anymore….then you do somethings and then get awarded and then in all that …you get your wings…I won’t spoil the rest for you…

this is the tree dude…think hes called daminu..forgot ..played this game months ago…

Characters pretty much straightforward…you got the mage, the scout the warrior the priest…yes that’s it I guess…moreover , once you choose a faction you have to stick to that faction…

Here’s character select…

….awesomeness eh…you can rotate them and they do some melodramatic attack move…thingy..

So what’s the problem here?? Everythings super F***ING awesome??

Well the thing is that…

TUNE IN TO NEXT TIME TO KNOW WHY WOW STILL REIGNS SUPREME

You seriously didn’t think I was not gonna cliffhang this one now..did ya?

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